Things that keep me entertained during PT

Tulsie (my physical therapist): I didn't get into physical therapy for the money. I do it to torture people.
Me: Well, at least you have your new slogan.

Tulsie: They should make a show on MTV or something with cameras that follow you around all the time to see if you actually do your exercises.
Me: No one would ever watch that.
Tulsie: I would watch that.

Jeff (physical therapist #2), in a moment he must have judged to be an awkward silence: So...I guess Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan are together now...